I have been charging for the past nine hours, but I will continue. If I reset, it will just go back to factory settings and I will just have to re-sync my iPod? (That would be fantastic.)
EDIT:
It seems all of the ways to reset the iPod require it to be on while doing so. I tried them all.
The only other thing I could think of is, what if I left my iPod run out of battery just from sitting around (I have no idea how long that would take). Would that reset the iPod, or just ask for me to charge up (if it was working)?